Hold on to your britches bitches, is now selling top of the line merchandise for you to blow fat wads of cash on! Since I'm a lazy, apathetic individual, purchases must be made in person. If for some mind blowing reason you don't actually know me but want a piece of my disgustingly awesome clothing, I suppose you could email me at

Shirts are uber sexy cotton "BULLWEAR" brand crapperwear, that will be hand decorated using advanced arts and crafts techniques. Every shirt is different and guaranteed to be awesome in the opinion of Phil Korn, which is all that counts in life.